officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

itsjustinmynature:

thebisexuallife:

pachycephalosarah:

Both photos are of the same girls. They just so happened to have fallen in love.

Possibly the cutest post on the internet! Even my straight friends went ‘awww’ at this one

and some people are just really fucking lucky 

glasssoul:

friends who like and play the same games as you but on a different platform

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soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

jakemalik:

everyone stop fighting

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just stop it

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leave it to the cute little puppies

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Tops bottoming for the first time by